Today I'm going to talk about dogs. Dogs, being, there are good dogs and EVIL dogs. My friend's dog is the EVIL one I tell you! He bit my leg...through my thick Levi's jeans somemore!! To think I even thought he was cute! And this little thing has sharp teeth! So now whenever my good ole friend tells me about her dog, I will label him as "The EVIL dog".
Ok, evil dogs aside. What I wanna say is that I noticed this moscow trained dog everytime on my way home from work. When I say moscow trained, of course I don't mean dogs jumping over the fire ring or whatever, (what were you thinking if you really thought of that??? you think i live in a circus??) I mean the dog just simply stood on his two hind legs. Now, you may argue that this is bollocks! and this is not exactly "moscow trained", every stupid dog can stand on his hind legs lor. But this freaking white dog (really white coz at a point, I thought the owner bleached it) stood on his hind legs almost everytime I see him, and each time he does that, he does it in a very stable pose, almost like he practise yoga at home, and can stay put for like say, ermm, 1 minute? I mean, of course every other dog can do that, but most probably they will stagger a bit, unbalanced, then get back to all fours, then try standing on their hinds again? No? Sorry, I don't really have much encounters with dogs, except that evil dog ahh.
Anyway, I'm digressing, coz what I wanna say today is not about the dog standing on his hind legs, but its purpose! You must think, how the hell you know why the moscow trained dog stand on his hinds, of course is for yoga lar!? I chanced upon this amazing discovery one day. This dog was still standing on his hind legs as usual, very pro by now. Anyway, did I tell you that he always "stands" at the curb of this path overlooking the jogging track that people like to take their evening jogs or take their dogs for a evening stroll? Ok, he was basically standing there lar, with a very calm look on his face. (ok, i added that one in to go with the yoga) Then suddenly, as if he strike toto, he barked in happiness and began running to this other cute white dog who just happen to appear out of nowhere for his walk. Maybe is a she, that's why the moscow trained dog was so excited. Then it struck me! The freaking-bleached-moscow-trained dog was waiting for his friend!!! So he stood on his hind legs to get a better view that is! I almost smiled when I came to his idea. This is so warming! Bugger, dogs have friends too ok??
Ok, enough warp logic. I wished today was last week, being so, I would have another week of leave to rot. I hate the idea of having to go to work tomorrow, I've almost gotten use to slacking. Damn!
I'm such a deluded moron. I must really stop deceiving myself that it's Sunday tomorrow. Tomorrow, or rather today IS a MONDAY! And the thing is, I hate Mondays, coz it seems like it takes forever to get to the end of the week. Bleh!
Why did I go wash my hair in the middle of the night? Because I thought my hair was oily. And I hate sleeping with oily hair... Now, I realise I have no hair-dryer, my hair is dripping with water, and I can't sleep. And tomorrow is a Monday, and I hate Mondays. Great.
