Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Warning!! This is a disgusting post.
As stated above, this is going to be a disgusting post. So please be prepared to go "Eeew" or "Yucks" or whatever because today, I'm going to talk about ULCERS.
This is a sick topic. My entire mouth hurts, because I have 3 freaking ulcers in it. And all three of them are located strategically around the WHOLE mouth. One in the left cheek, one in the right cheek and one on the upper right side of my.....GUMS! How wonderful! Whoever have ulcers on the gums?!? It's my bloody first time and I wonder how did it happen. @$%@$@#%@
Sickeningly, I've always got problems with ulcers and pimples. And if I don't have ulcers, I'd have pimples. And if I don't have pimples, (yes, you guessed it) I'd have bloody ulcers. So, have pimples, no ulcers, have ulcers, no pimples, blah blah blah. Argh!!!
No, rinsing salt water doesn't help. I'm immune to it. Rubbing salt doesn't help too. It only makes me hurt like crazy, then gives me momentary relief as it numbs the area, then the bloody pain returns, as painful as ever. And that watermelon frost thing doesn't help too, as a kid, I always messed up the whole thing and talked as if I had a golfball in my mouth. So much for the solutions.
Anyway, speaking of ulcers, I had lots of them even as a kid. Yes, I was, and still am, plagued by freaking ulcers. The thing is, as a kid, I didn't really know how ulcers work, or how did they come about. I only knew they were "extra" white round things on your lips/mouth which made you feel miserable like hell. (Yes, I still don't know what that extra white thing is, so if you know, please educate me)
Then one fine day, when I was still as usual running to the mirror to see whether has the ulcer subsided, I made an important "discovery". I thought, "Wah lau! Must be this stupid white thing lar. Hmmm, if don't have this white thing, that means don't have ulcer liao lar!" And I was so sickeningly clever, I used my finger and began to scrape off that white thing. I can hear you say eeeeww..... And of course I bled and hurt like crazy. But as a kid, I already knew I had to tolerate in order to achieve great things. In this case, which is to endure the pain so that I will not suffer any longer. Then my mum went hysterical and sat me down with loads of water in the attempt to bring down the "heatiness". But I was still thinking I'm goddamn clever.
A few hours later, I skipped to the mirror trying to see if it worked. And the freaking white thing returned!!! As white as ever!!!! The horror. What I just did simply prolonged the agony! Argh!!!!
Enough about ulcers. I'm sure you want to puke now.
I just received a MMS message with the following picture.
Hi! I'm a dog! 
Who knows I love dogs?? (Except that EVIL dog lar!) The thing is, I don't know who's the sender. Hah!
