Sunday, February 26, 2006
My mumA typical tele-conversation between my mum and I goes like this.
Mum: 要不要买饭?
Me: 要
Mum: 要 nasi lemak 还是米粉?
Me: 米粉
Mum: 你不要 nasi lemak ah?
Me: 不要, 我要米粉 ...
Mum: 米粉要加鱼吗?
Me: 随便 lor...
Mum: 要加鸡蛋吗?
Me: 不要, 鱼就好.
Mum: 要加鱼饼吗?
Me: 什么都不要啦, 米粉加鱼就好...
Mum: 要加豆干吗?
Me: 不要啦, 米粉加鱼就好...
Mum: 那你要 nasi lemak 还是米粉?
Me: 不是讲米粉了 lor....
Mum: 为什么不要 nasi lemak?
Me: Aiya, 那你随便买 lar...
Mum: 那你要 nasi lemak 还是米粉?
Me: 米粉...
Mum: 讲这么久浪费我的电话费...
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Labels: Family, Random
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Huge dinnerThe other day, my mum was cooking noodles for us.
I suppose she thinks I'm a pig or something.
That huge bowl of noodles actually consist of 10+ freaking fish balls, numerous slices of fish cakes, crab meat, broccoli, tomato, meat and some random what's not.
I ate that freaking huge bowl of noodles from 8pm to 10.30pm, and I can't finish it all. I was like so full to the brim I nearly vomited.
Knowing full well that my mum would most probably kill me if I threw the leftovers, I waited for another half hour for her to return to her room and with my amazing speed, I managed to "
settle" everything without any traces whatsoever.
I know this post is like so bo-liao, but anyway, that's a secret k?
The wastage of food, that is.
Labels: Family, Random
